Me And My Old Lady
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
Me and my old lady, lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her, well, she rolls the other way
Really she don't mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There's nothin' wrong, there's nothin' wrong with our heads
Me and my old lady, sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me, well, I say that love is blind
Really I don't mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There's nothin' wrong, there's nothin' wrong with our heads
So what if we're makin' a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I dont mind a bit
It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and
Me and my old lady, suck each other dry
When that position, I'm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that we believe in love
There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with our heads
So what if we're makin' a scene now
You know she don't give a shit
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
You know I dont mind a bit
It's all good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care
We don't care
The Truth Hurts
Urban legend and American folklore, Tells of a man who was one of a kind
A sure gent with a flair for fashion, prone to violence at any time
A legendary hooligan with a thirst for blood and a taste for booze
This brave and daring brutal soul, he lived and fought by his own rules
Shake the hand that shook the world
Shoe-shine boy to champion, he'd fought and beaten many foes
His calling card was a kick to the groin, and a broken bottle to the bridge of the nose
He aimed to kill when he took to the ri